Message to Users #1

These are the first messages sent to other users.

First, Ghost was recommended someone with a masters degree in something. Good match, Internet. He's illiterate. She has her masters. SIT-COMMMMMM!

She mentions often that she is tall, but doesn't say how tall. I wrote to her:

"whats up gurl? so how tall r u? can you dunk. i can. holla back."

We shall see if she responds. I have $3 on no.

I just noticed there's a compatability page where they measure our answers to a lot of questions. This is one on which we didn't jibe.

Have you ever had a sexual encounter with someone of the same sex?

Her: Yes, and I enjoyed myself.

Ghost: No, and I would never. i aint fuckin no dudes but u can get down wit some bitchs if u want 2.

And another on which we agreed, but I added a little something:

Are you vegetarian or vegan?

Her: No.

Ghost: No. (big dick)

For Van, it was a struggle choosing between a girl who played the accordian and a French swinger. I compromised and sent the following to the French girl:

"You wouldn't happen to play the accordion, would you? Shot in the dark, but I had to ask."