OKCupid Update

It's getting exciting. Van is way more popular than Ghost right now, but I think it's just because he's pulling from a bigger sample. NYC vs Woodbridge, VA. I think I'm going to have to eliminate the page view points to even things out. So it comes down to messages responded to and unsolicited messages received. No one responded to yesterday's messages.

Van's message of the day is a doozy. I don't need to tell you about the girl. You'll gather all the info you need from reading this:

hey...

First off, I just want to say RESPECT for being bi AND a female math teacher. You don't see that combo every day at the market.

That's pretty impressive that you know Ancient Greek. Spoken or written? Ou'le.

I fucking hate pretentious movies too. My favorites are Boxing Helena and Blood Diamond. Have you seen them? How deep did you dig into their radness?

I have to go now. Just got a Beach House bootleg that is waiting to melt my face off.

vAN

Whereas most of Van's matches make sense, every girl recommended to Ghost is way too literate for him. However, this girl is a swinger, which is right up his alley. The message I sent was:

gurl u got way 2 miny wordz on ya shit

all u need 2 say iz the 1st 3 paragrfs.

questyuns:

do i gotta fuck ya boyfrend 2? i aint rilly down wit dat.

u do fuck right? u aint 1 a dem bitches dat like 2 dudes 2 cudle wit r u?

afta dat i just read da blu hi lited wordz.

gaming iz cool

comics like wolverine iz my shit

den u got sum wordz i dont no. da fuck iz a flexitarian?

boobs iz cool u shuld say titties though. sounds more grone up

hit me up if u tryin 2 watch BLOODSPORT and fuck.

GHOST

Today looks promising.